2007-07-09

Things I learned today


  1. You can make the "metal fingers" gesture in text by means of two lower-case Ls surrounding a lower case M. In other words, lml. I guess you could also use slashes, like this: \m/. Depending on the font with which you are reading this, you will either be amazed by how metal this is or completely underwhelmed.
  2. Making this gesture is also known as throwing the goat. Were it not for the internet, I would never have this knowledge. Even with all my years as a metal head [circa 1983-1989], I never knew this.
  3. There are actually nudist races. For instance, there is the Dare to Go Bare 5K in Florida. I knew this already, but a post on RunningAhead reminded me that such people exist.*

* Having already stuck my foot into it with the barefoot runners, I hope I do not chafe my thousands of nudist readers. My shock and dismay comes not from prudery. Rather, it comes from the discomfort I would certainly feel by running in my birthday suit. Girls and boys alike, it seems to me, need a certain degree of support in certain delicate areas. Even when well protected in compression shorts or other such 'nad armor, my boys feel like they're been employed as a punching bag when I run more than six or seven miles.

Still, if you are a nudist runner and, like the barefoot runners, you feel compelled to chide me for casting judgment on your movement without ever experiencing it firsthand, I would invite you to save your comments. Not for all the beer in Bavaria would I run naked in public, at least so long as I have this spare tire preceding me. But if you feel compelled to press your case, please remember that arguments made with visual aids [photo- or videographic] are the most persuasive. ed d0t hammerbeck at gma!l d0t c0m.


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