ORN: 4 miles in 43:
Today's run was awful. Rather than bore you with the details, I will just upload the chat transcript.
[Ego]: OK, everybody, we are going to run. You had a day off yesterday, so no bitching.
[Heart]: Let's get this over with.
[Knees]: brb
[Calves]: afk
[Id]: d00d, l3ts g0 ge+ a b33r!
[Superego]: All systems are go.
... run begins ...
[Knees]: Dude, what are we doing?
[Ego]: Running! We have a nine miler on Saturday, and the half marathon is in a few weeks. We took the day off yesterday, even though we were supposed to run five. We are behind in the schedule!
[Knees]: Dude!
[Id]: w3rdy much? LOL. u shd qu!t y0r j0b d00d.
[Ego]: Why are we so slow? We are off the pace of our last several runs.
[Knees]: DUDE!!
[Superego]: Something is amiss. I am getting pain readings from the legs.
[Pain]: I AM IN UR NEEZ + KILLIN UR CAVVS
[Id]: eff this. want 2 kwit
[Ego]: Keep moving... it will pass.
[Superego]: Sometimes pain is an indicator of a deeper problem. Perhaps we should walk a bit.
[Id]: b00bz! LOLOLOL... owz! swet haz a flavr
[Pain]: UR CAVS R PWNED
[Calves]: Dude, this is teh sux0rs.
[Knees]: Ditto.
[Ego]: Keep running. We have 2.62 miles to go. And speed up if you can.
[Id]: I shud totally be in a band!
[Superego]: Should have taken today off too.
[Ego]: Shut up. No more days off.
[Knees]: Aaaaa!
[Calves]: ow ow ow
....
You get the picture. This went on until I stopped running after four miles.
Technorati Tags: running, suffering
Today's run was awful. Rather than bore you with the details, I will just upload the chat transcript.
[Ego]: OK, everybody, we are going to run. You had a day off yesterday, so no bitching.
[Heart]: Let's get this over with.
[Knees]: brb
[Calves]: afk
[Id]: d00d, l3ts g0 ge+ a b33r!
[Superego]: All systems are go.
... run begins ...
[Knees]: Dude, what are we doing?
[Ego]: Running! We have a nine miler on Saturday, and the half marathon is in a few weeks. We took the day off yesterday, even though we were supposed to run five. We are behind in the schedule!
[Knees]: Dude!
[Id]: w3rdy much? LOL. u shd qu!t y0r j0b d00d.
[Ego]: Why are we so slow? We are off the pace of our last several runs.
[Knees]: DUDE!!
[Superego]: Something is amiss. I am getting pain readings from the legs.
[Pain]: I AM IN UR NEEZ + KILLIN UR CAVVS
[Id]: eff this. want 2 kwit
[Ego]: Keep moving... it will pass.
[Superego]: Sometimes pain is an indicator of a deeper problem. Perhaps we should walk a bit.
[Id]: b00bz! LOLOLOL... owz! swet haz a flavr
[Pain]: UR CAVS R PWNED
[Calves]: Dude, this is teh sux0rs.
[Knees]: Ditto.
[Ego]: Keep running. We have 2.62 miles to go. And speed up if you can.
[Id]: I shud totally be in a band!
[Superego]: Should have taken today off too.
[Ego]: Shut up. No more days off.
[Knees]: Aaaaa!
[Calves]: ow ow ow
....
You get the picture. This went on until I stopped running after four miles.
Technorati Tags: running, suffering
2 Comments:
You owe me a new monitor.
I just sprayed mine with coffee, laughing out loud at your chat transcript!
Well written ... and glad I'm not the only one :)
Regards
GraC
(grahamsrunningblog.blogger.com)
You really cracked me up with your chat....
Keep the Ego dictating!!!!!! In my case is an internal Nazi Coach I have....
Keep Running!!!
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